A Doors song dedicated to Buffett's secretary - Tax Me Two Times

Tax Me Two Times

Tax me two times, baby 
Tax me twice today 
Tax me two times, girl 
I'm gonna pay 
Tax me two times, girl 
One for my income 
One for my  Ameritrade
Tax me two times 
I'm gonna pay 


Tax me one time 
My paycheck leaked
Tax  me one time
Yeah, my paycheck's weak  
But tax me two times, gov 
Tax me you little sneak 
Tax me two times 
Steal my weekly pay 
Tax me two times 
Steal my Ameritrade 


Oh, yes 
Tax me one time 
Sold my antiques
Tax  me one time
Just a little tweak  
But tax me two times, gov 
I can't afford to eat!
Tax me two times 
I'm gonna pay! 


Tax me two times, babe 
Tax me twice today 
Tax me two times, babe 
'Cause I've got to pay 
Tax me two time, gov
Once for my paychecks
Once for my capital gains 
Tax me two times 
I'm gonna pay 
Tax me two times 
I'm gonna pay 
Tax me two times 
I'm gonna pay